Drunk for sentencing!

From public defender blogger “A Blues Like Down Home“:

Mr. John Doe was actually in my opinion, quite lucid. He didn’t display any of the “typical signs of intoxication” whatsoever…just the odor.

Although I knew and advised him that it was extremely likely that he’d be going to jail, especially after the PO (Probation Officer) insisted that he take a breathalyzer right on the spot. He was actually nonchalant, smiling and seemingly care free throughout the whole ordeal.

I, the brilliant PD that I am, made a valiant attempt to persuade the Judge not to order a Breathalyzer test as he was perfectly lucid, understood the recommendations and was quite agreeable to following them. I mean, my client is here…he served his time, complied with the interim court orders and even showed up early!

Besides, the terms of his release and plea agreement pending sentencing didnt particulary say he couldn’t show up to court drunk… Disclaimer: Now, I didn’t actually SAY the preceding line…but I sure as heck thought it!

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