A dream come true?

From public defender blogger Ipse Dixit:

Client: Your honor, I want to say something!!
Me: Shhh. Don’t say anything.
Client: But I want to say something to the judge! I want to say something NICE!
Me: No, ma’am it isn’t appropriate to talk to the…
Client: Your honor, I want to thank you for giving me this attorney. You know, people say that these attorneys never look out for you and that they are out to get you. But you know, she isn’t like that. She has told me to keep my nose clean and I am going to listen to her. She is really looking out for me. So I want you to know that she has proven that DISTRICT ATTORNEYS really can be great. So, thank you for letting her represent me. People should really think better about DISTRICT ATTORNEYS.

Damn! SOOOO close!

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