What is your client thinking?

Jeremy Pippenger at McSweeney’s says your client is thinking “This really nice suit is going to get me acquitted.

Yeah, I could have gone with black, but purple just has so much style. Remember when Mario Van Peebles wore one in New Jack City? He didn’t? Oh well. Who cares. That movie sucked anyway. Oh, and check this: The guy at Burlington Coat Factory told me that purple is the color of royalty. And nobody royal has ever been convicted of Home Invasion, Indecent Exposure, Animal Cruelty, 1st Degree Assault, and two counts of Felony Arson. Smart, right? See, that’s how I think.

Good to know. (Via @ScottGreenfield)